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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

One Of The Best Arguments.!! I have ever read Don’t miss even a single word…. It’s Too good

  
An atheist professor of philosophy speaks to his class on the problem science has with God, The Almighty.
 He asks one of his new students to stand and…..

 Prof: So you believe in God?

 Student: Absolutely, sir.

 Prof: Is God good?

 Student: Sure.

 Prof: Is God all-powerful?

 Student: Yes..

 Prof: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is this God good then? Hmm?
 (Student is silent.)

 Prof: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?

 Student: Yes.

 Prof: Is Satan good?

 Student: No.

 Prof: Where does Satan come from?

 Student: From….God…

 Prof: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

 Student: Yes.

 Prof: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?

 Student: Yes.

 Prof: So who created evil?
 (Student does not answer.)

 Prof: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

 Student: Yes, sir.

 Prof: So, who created them?
 (Student has no answer.)

 Prof: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son…Have you ever seen God?

 Student: No, sir.

 Prof: Tell us if you have ever heard your God?

 Student: No, sir.

 Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God for that matter?

 Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

 Prof: Yet you still believe in Him?

 Student: Yes.

 Prof: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your GOD doesn’t exist.
 What do you say to that, son?

 Student: Nothing. I only have my faith.

 Prof: Yes. Faith. And that is the problem science has.

 Student: Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

 Prof: Yes.

 Student: And is there such a thing as cold?

 Prof: Yes.

 Student: No sir. There isn’t.
 (The lecture the after becomes very quiet with this turn of events.)

 Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat..
 But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it .
 (There is pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre.)

 Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

 Prof: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

 Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright
 light, flashing light…..But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

 Prof: So what is the point you are making, young man?

 Student: Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

 Prof: Flawed? Can you explain how?

 Student: Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, science can’t even explain a thought.. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is
 not the opposite of life: just the absence of it.
 Now tell me, Professor.Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

 Prof: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

 Student: Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?
 (The Professor shakes his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument is going.)

 Student: Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class is in uproar.)

 Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
 (The class breaks out into laughter.)

 Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain,sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?
 (The room is silent. The professor stares at the student, his face unfathomable.)

 Prof: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

 Student: That is it sir… The link between man & god is FAITH . That is all that keeps things moving & alive.

 I believe you have enjoyed the conversation…and if so…you’ll probably want your friends/colleagues to enjoy the same…won’t you?….this is a true story, and the

 student was none other than …….
 APJ Abdul Kalam, the former President of India

Thursday, September 22, 2011

We are not STUPID …….


PM: BN delivers while Pakatan only makes promises

Malaysiakini  Sept 23 2011  9.30am – Adila Razak

Fresh from announcing the dismantling of the dreaded Internal Security Act (ISA), Prime Minister Najib Razak boasted that only BN was capable of delivering real change and instituting reform………….(the rest read malaysiakini)



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Is this the way a PM should talk. He is insulting the Malaysian people. He thinks Malaysian people are stupid. Of course la BN can deliver because you are the Government of Today (GOT). You hold the power before and today but remember its not forever.

What happen if it’s the other way around? Now BN will only can make promises and Pakatan Rakyat (PR) will deliver.

People already know about this PM. Please don’t make fools of yourself by saying all this ‘crap’. Say and do something “clever” la. And then people will vote and respect you.

Maybe its time for you to change your advisors. Because you are getting stupid advice from a stupid advisors.

You can say and do whatever you want PM because ……

Life goes on ……… ha ha ha… hi hi hi…………





Friday, September 9, 2011

Thanks for the 6%..... Asshole!!!!!



11:38AM Sep 9 – Malaysiakini.com

The introduction of six percent service tax on prepaid reloads and prepaid starter/SIM packs has united young politicians from both sides of the political divide to protest against the move.
(the rest please read on malaysiakini)

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Six percent (6%) service tax for prepaid reloads and prepaid starter/SIM packs. Oh my God!!! This is a DEVIL (Setan)work. This is greedy attitude. This is oppressed for lower income groups. This also means that government DOESN’T HAVE MONEYY!!!!!

 Who used prepaid reloads: lower income people? We the lower income groups are the one are affected. I used prepaid too. Do anybody know that calling by prepaid is expensive than the postpaid. Its already expensive using prepaid, now you are charging tax, my God, u are’ f..king greedy ba…rd’.

 Thank you very much Najib. Thank you very much BN. We know what to do in the next election. Whatever it is Najib, my…….

 Life will goes on…….


             This time you really fuck us very hard!!!!!

Thursday, September 8, 2011

Another ‘f…king’ RACIST


Mat Indera bukan pejuang kemerdekaan’

K Pragalath-September 5, 2011 – Free Malaysia Today

Seorang tokoh sejarah Malaysia terkemuka mendakwa Mat Indera orang seberang.

PETALING JAYA: Seorang tokoh sejarah tampil menjelaskan bahawa Mat Indera atau nama penuhnya Ahmad bin Indera bukan seorang pejuang kemerdekaan yang menentang British.

“Komunis ketika itu cuba mewujudkan orde baru dunia berdasarkan fahaman komunis dan Mat Indera seorang penyokong gerakan komunisme,” jelas tokoh sejarah terkemuka, Profesor Emeritus Tan Sri Dr Khoo Kay Kim.

Beliau berkata demikian ketika ditanya berkenaan latar belakang Mat Indera yang mengetuai serangan komunis ke atas balai polis Bukit Kepong pada tahun 1950.

Isu berkenaan Mat Indera sebagai ketua kumpulan Parti Komunis Malaya yang terlibat dalam serangan Bukit Kepong menjadi kontroversi apabila timbalan presiden PAS Mohamad Sabu dalam ceramahnya di Pulau Pinang mendakwa bahawa komunis yang terlibat adalah pejuang kemerdekaan sebenar, lapor Utusan Malaysia pada minggu lepas.

Khoo turut menjelaskan bahawa Mat Indera bukan anak tempatan.

“Mat Indera orang seberang.

Asal Indonesia

“Dia berasal dari Indonesia, bukan rakyat jajahan takluk kesultanan Melayu.”

Khoo turut menyatakan bahawa sejarah diputar belit oleh ahli politik untuk kepentingan diri.

“Sejarah diputar belit oleh ahli politik dari kedua – dua belah gabungan politik. Mereka tidak memahami sejarah,” kata Dr Khoo ketika ditanya sama ada sejarah dimanipulasi oleh golongan politikus.

Beliau turut melontarkan persoalan kepada Mohamad Sabu – “Adakah Mohamad Sabu memahami sejarah ketika itu?”

Beliau menambah, masyarakat hanya sedar berkenaan serangan komunis ke atas balai polis Bukit Kepong kerana pembikinan filem Bukit Kepong arahan Tan Sri Jins Shamsuddin.

“Sebenarnya serangan komunis ke atas balai polis bermula lebih awal. Saya menyaksikan serangan balai polis oleh komunis di dalam tahun 1945 di Teluk Anson yang kini dikenali sebagai Teluk Intan, Perak.

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So if he Prof.Khoo say that Mat indera was from our neighbor country, where did Tunku Abdul Rahman come from? Where did Tun Abdul Razak come from? Where Onn did’s come from? Where did Mahathir come from? The list will go on and on…. No ending.. to it ….

And where your father comes from Prof.Khoo? Where did your grandfather come from Prof.Khoo? If you can answer that, people will asking you back this: Who the fuck are you to tell about our History?

Who the fuck care from where Mat Indera come from. Who the fuck care where Tunku Abdul Rahman, Tun Abdul Razak, Mahathir, Prof.Khoo, Najib, Samy Vellu, all the Tan’s, all the Onn’s, all the Lim’s, all the Chua’s and all of Malaysian citizens come from. Why measure from our origins? The most important is: what our contribution to our country.

I hate people talk racist. They like to divide and separate our Malaysian people. They make sure we hate and suspicious each other. They thought Malaysian people are stupid. So people of Malaysia lets unite and be Happy ok……

Life goes on babe!!! Ha ha ha……….

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

OMG!!! What a JOKE!!!!!!!


Doc: Saiful told me plastic inserted into anus

Malaysiakini 23 August 2011 by Hafiz Yatim

The second defence witness, former Pusrawi Hospital doctor Dr Mohamad Osman Abdul Hamid, testified that Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan told him that a piece of plastic was inserted into the complainant's anus as stated in his medical report.

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Can anybody guess which plastic item was inserted in Saiful asshole!!! or in polite word anus!!!…….. ha ha ha  …..

Please answer …… our country future depends on it …….

Can you imagine this ……. Never ….. ever …. In any country history …….. a country future depends on an asshole!!!!!!

Fuck man…… well whatever it is …..

Life goes on ………..


Friday, August 12, 2011

!!....For My Friends....!!



CONFIDENCE

Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy

came with an Umbrella,

that's,

Confidence



TRUST

Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby

when you throw him in the air,

he laughs...... because he knows you will catch him;

that's,

Trust

 

HOPE

Every night we go to bed,

we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning

but still you have plans for the coming day ;

that's,

Hope.



HAVE CONFIDENCE
TRUST AND NEVER LOSE HOPE