Its another day of the wikileaks to leak information about Malaysia, there is good and bad things that he said about Malaysia. But one thing I agree is about incompetent of our ministers in running our country.
If they are good as our Prime Minister said ….. why petrol, diesel , gas, food and whatnot, price is getting expensive???? And why our income is not rising as it should be???….. why is corruptions is getting worst? This means we are in deep,deep,deep shit guys….
But whatever it is...... Singaporean government officials should not say, like that to us!!! No….no…..no….!!! you don’t have the right to say that…..
To the people of Singapore …. I love you guys….. but to your government officials… “f..k you”….
This is a small joke for you…..
ONE DAY AT A NURSING HOME IN JOHOR BAHRU
A Singaporean family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing home.
All the Singaporean facilities were too expensive, so they had to put him in a nursing home in Johor Bahru (JB).
After a few weeks in the JB nursing facility, they came to visit Grandpa:
“How do you like it here?” asks the grandson.
“It’s wonderful……Everyone here is so courteous and respectful” says grandpa.
“We’re so happy for you….. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you….. You know, since you are a Singaporean living amongst Malaysians.” said his daughter.
“Oh, no….. Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents.” grandpa says with big smile.
“There is a musician here….. He’s 85 years old…. He hasn’t played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him …’Maestro’.”
“There is an ex Chief Justice in here…..He is 95 years old…. He hasn’t been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him ‘Hakim Besar’.”
“There is also a dentist here……90 years old…… He hasn’t fixed a tooth in 25 years and everyone still calls him ‘Doktor’.”
“And me…… I haven’t had sex in 35 years and they still calls me ‘The Fucking Singaporean’.”
MISS UNIVERSE CONTEST
There is this miss universe contest.....and the 3 finalists are miss american, miss australia, and miss singapore.
Now....the judges are asking 3 questions to the finalists..
the 1st question is: "name me an electrical appliance starting with the letter l..."miss american is as confident as ever, and replies straight away:"..lamp...".
the judges say good....miss australia replies:"......light bulb...." the judges say good..... now miss singapore is not too sure......she finally says:".....ladio...."
then the judges say:"....sorry, radio doesn't start with letter l....."
Now the 2nd question is:".....name me an animal starting with the letter l"
miss american says confidently:"....lion...."
the judges say good.....and miss australia says:"......leopard....."
the judges say good....and now miss singapore isn't too sure again.... she says:"...labbit..."
the judges say:"...sorry, rabbit doesn't start with the letter l.....and if you get the next question wrong, I'm afraid you are out of the contest...."
Now, the 3rd and last question......:"name me a fruit starting with the letter l....."miss american says:"....lime...."
the judges say well done.....miss australia says:.....lemon...."
the judges say well done.... Now miss singapore knows the answer for once.....she is very confident that she would make it to the next round......
she says:".........LIEW LIAN..........."
Now....the judges are asking 3 questions to the finalists..
the 1st question is: "name me an electrical appliance starting with the letter l..."miss american is as confident as ever, and replies straight away:"..lamp...".
the judges say good....miss australia replies:"......light bulb...." the judges say good..... now miss singapore is not too sure......she finally says:".....ladio...."
then the judges say:"....sorry, radio doesn't start with letter l....."
Now the 2nd question is:".....name me an animal starting with the letter l"
miss american says confidently:"....lion...."
the judges say good.....and miss australia says:"......leopard....."
the judges say good....and now miss singapore isn't too sure again.... she says:"...labbit..."
the judges say:"...sorry, rabbit doesn't start with the letter l.....and if you get the next question wrong, I'm afraid you are out of the contest...."
Now, the 3rd and last question......:"name me a fruit starting with the letter l....."miss american says:"....lime...."
the judges say well done.....miss australia says:.....lemon...."
the judges say well done.... Now miss singapore knows the answer for once.....she is very confident that she would make it to the next round......
she says:".........LIEW LIAN..........."
Ha..ha....ha.....ha...hi....hi.... so guys....
Life goes on......
