OMG!!! What a JOKE!!!!!!!

Doc: Saiful told me plastic inserted into anus

Malaysiakini 23 August 2011 by Hafiz Yatim

The second defence witness, former Pusrawi Hospital doctor Dr Mohamad Osman Abdul Hamid, testified that Mohd Saiful Bukhari Azlan told him that a piece of plastic was inserted into the complainant's anus as stated in his medical report.

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Can anybody guess which plastic item was inserted in Saiful asshole!!! or in polite word anus!!!…….. ha ha ha  …..

Please answer …… our country future depends on it …….

Can you imagine this ……. Never ….. ever …. In any country history …….. a country future depends on an asshole!!!!!!

Fuck man…… well whatever it is …..

Life goes on ………..

!!....For My Friends....!!

CONFIDENCE

Once, all village people decided to pray for rain.

On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy

came with an Umbrella,

that's,

Confidence

TRUST

Trust should be like the feeling of a one year old baby

when you throw him in the air,

he laughs...... because he knows you will catch him;

that's,

Trust

 

HOPE

Every night we go to bed,

we have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning

but still you have plans for the coming day ;

that's,

Hope.

HAVE CONFIDENCE

TRUST AND NEVER LOSE HOPE

 

Difference between love and sex

The difference between sex, super sex and love... good one...

Girl asks her mother: What is sex?

Mother: Sex is when you stop a car driven by a man who offers you a meal in a restaurant, and then you spend some time with him in the hotel room, have sex with him once, and then each one go on his way and you have a hundred dollars bill extra in your pocket.

Then the girl asks her mother: What is Super Sex?

Mother: Super sex is when you stop a limousine driven by Chauffeur and a stylish man is sitting in the back who takes you to a luxurious villa, gives you a scrumptious meal with distinctive Caviar...and then you spend the night together in bed and engage in sex more than once, and then you part with an envelope containing a thousand dollars in your pocket.

And then the girl asks her mother: What is love?

Mother: Love is a lie invented by men so that they can have sex with you for free.